Like most great outdoor
adventures, this one started at… the bowling alley. The high desert
town of Bishop felt like an oven as we rolled in along 395, our car smelling of
fast food, young boys and backpacking gear. Even the old
western-style storefronts seemed to be sweating, and people sat in small
patches of shade, the heat like something iron and heavy, pushing down from the
sky, making it hard to move. After grabbing cold drinks and
oversized hamburgers we meandered across the highway to a bowling alley—which
was highly air-conditioned and wonderful.
My boys, Noah and Kai,
had only bowled once before, during another family vacation in Pismo
Beach. And they loved it. They loved the shoes. They
loved lugging half a dozen brightly-colored balls to our ball return station
and trying them all. They even told me they liked the smell of
bowling alleys—decades’ worth of sweet stuff stuck on hard-to-reach surfaces,
the faintest hint of old cigarette smoke left over from the days of my
childhood and before, when you could still light up and work on giving yourself
(and everyone else) cancer inside such buildings.
But I discovered there
is a new twist on bowling, something they didn’t have back in the seventies
when I was inhaling secondhand smoke and hunting for that elusive strike. They
have bumper rails now. You can actually put rails up along the edges
of the lane so that your ball never goes in the gutter. You can roll
your ball towards the gutter, slow as molasses, watch it bounce from side to
side down the length of the alley and still get a strike!
Not only is your risk of
developing lung tumors lower now, you can bowl like an idiot and still beat
your father!
And it was fun. We
laughed. We teased and harassed each other. We tried to
spin our balls to make them curve down the lane the way those really studly
bowlers on television do, the guys with mullets and special gloves. We
did little dance moves in our slippery shoes. We clapped when Johnny
Cash came on the radio.
I’ll be honest with
you. At first I hated the idea of bumper rails. It seemed
cheap. It seemed like cheating. But as we walked home,
sweating in the late-night desert heat, I reconsidered bumper rails. They
were okay. They were fun. They helped my kids have a good
time. They made the ball do funny things.
And I started thinking
it would be really cool if life had some sort of bumper rails—something soft
and indiscrete and forgiving that you could put around your kids without embarrassing
them. Of course I’d never want to keep my boys from experiencing all
those important, small failures, the ones that help all of us learn about
ourselves, understand the world around us and become better human beings. But
I’d love to have bumper rails to keep them away from life’s truly dangerous
failures, the ones that lead to honest-to-goodness gutters with all their
hypodermic needles, ruinous relationships and infectious diseases.
But I guess you can’t
build a bumper rail like that, not with plastic or wood or metal anyway. You
can’t put your kids in a giant hamster ball or pad their clothes with packaging
peanuts.
I actually thought about
it for a long time that night as we lay in our cheap hotel room, sweating
beneath the sheets, and I realized that in a way this whole trip was about
building bumper rails for my kids. That’s what I could give
them—the mountains, a million stars, a month of sunsets. We could
laugh together. We could talk and share dreams and spend hours in
each other’s company. I could kiss them on the forehead after
reading to them each evening, and we could sleep side by side, and maybe
somehow that would be enough to build a bumper rail. Maybe that
would be enough to keep them from life’s really big gutters.
Don’t get me
wrong. I’m not Super Dad. I can be a real asshole
sometimes. I’ve lost my temper and yelled and slammed doors and been
just as unfair and impatient as the next guy. But when
it’s all said and done, when my two boys sprout weird hairs on their bodies and
grow into men, when they leave the imperfect nest Pam and I have built for
them, I hope these times we’ve shared surround them as they go. Maybe
something small, like diving together into an emerald swimming hole or watching
bats dart across a dusky sky, will pad them more than corduroys full of
packaging peanuts ever could.
I liked the thought of
it anyway.
Just before I finally
dozed off, a chorus of coyotes started up in the distance, a pack of them
yipping at the desert sky, a family sticking together. And I guess
that’s the way you do it. You journey into this uncertain world side
by side with the people you love, and you make time to howl at the moon.
J.S. Kapchinske is the
author of Coyote Summer.
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